Random Scenario Thing

[forblaze]

0 × Recruitment. I want you(!) to join our army! Remember to always give in to whatever ridiculous demands they want. Alternatively, they've just joined the army and you're trying to make a good first impression. 1 × Shopping. It's your duty to make sure the army stays supplied some how so make sure you pick the best weapons and sell what you need to get the funds. Wait, no! You can't sell that! It has sentimental value! 2 × Watch duty. Morning, day, evening, and night; someone has to keep a look out around camp! You wouldn't want any brigands or monsters to sneak into camp and cause trouble. 3 × Training. Wake up, wake up, rise and shine, daisies. Lesson one: A soldier must have discipline and what better way to prove that than by waking up before sunrise for some intense exercise? 4 × Healing tent. You used to be a great soldier until you took an arrow to the knee. Injuries are bound to happen on the battle field so you might as well get used to finding the healing tent now. 5 × Benched. You haven't been benched! You're just… holding down the fort while everyone else goes off to fight. 6 × Romance. Is now really the time for a confession? Did you even realize you were in love? Chat it up and get those A/S supports going. 7 × Restoration. The war is over and as much as you want to relax, there's still a lot of work that needs to be done. 8. × Desert level. The sun is blazing, the sand is hot, it's hard to get around, and did you just trip on some buried treasure or run into a mirage village's wall? 9× RNG. Shenanigans.

Comments

[geronimoe]

Then you must designate someone to shut your trap.

[And Gerome isn't doing it.] Showing us the hidden archers was a stroke of luck. I won't have you giving away our parameters.

[heybabe]

Sheesh, ever so severe, huh, Gerome? It's no wonder people are starting to mistake you for an old man from how serious you are.

[ you do realize he's tending your wound right, Inigo? ]

[geronimoe]

[Oops, was that Gerome tying the bandage a little tighter?]

Better an old man than an adolescent, skirt-chasing lothario that can't keep his focus in battle.

[heybabe]

[ There's a wince from him, considering WELL, a tight bandage wrap is pretty painful alright. ]

What does that even mean!? [ YOU'RE IMPLYING HE HAS SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS, OF WHICH HE HAS NONE! ]

1/2

[geronimoe]

[Gerome stops. He gives Inigo a long, hard stare.

Then he corrects himself.]

Wannabe lothario.

[Fixed it.]

[geronimoe]

[He's going back to his work now.]

There will likely be no dancing in your future until this wound has healed.

[heybabe]

[ W O W, he feels so loved over here. Still those words got him to snap out of it. ]

...Hah, yeah, I suppose that's true... [ Considering Gerome's one of the guys that knows of his secret habit at night. ]

Guess that means there's more time for me to rest in the night, then!

[ Except that's a lie since he's one of the biggest night owl of the group. ]

[geronimoe]

As if it would be that easy. You don't only escape in the evenings to dance in privacy, do you?

[Gerome is willing to bet a lot of the children have more nightmares than they'll admit to.]

But yes--in this instance, you'll need to rest your leg as much as possible.

[Gerome fishes his pockets for a vulnerary. He uncork the vial and offers it to Inigo.]

Here.