Random Scenario Thing

[forblaze]

0 × Recruitment. I want you(!) to join our army! Remember to always give in to whatever ridiculous demands they want. Alternatively, they've just joined the army and you're trying to make a good first impression. 1 × Shopping. It's your duty to make sure the army stays supplied some how so make sure you pick the best weapons and sell what you need to get the funds. Wait, no! You can't sell that! It has sentimental value! 2 × Watch duty. Morning, day, evening, and night; someone has to keep a look out around camp! You wouldn't want any brigands or monsters to sneak into camp and cause trouble. 3 × Training. Wake up, wake up, rise and shine, daisies. Lesson one: A soldier must have discipline and what better way to prove that than by waking up before sunrise for some intense exercise? 4 × Healing tent. You used to be a great soldier until you took an arrow to the knee. Injuries are bound to happen on the battle field so you might as well get used to finding the healing tent now. 5 × Benched. You haven't been benched! You're just… holding down the fort while everyone else goes off to fight. 6 × Romance. Is now really the time for a confession? Did you even realize you were in love? Chat it up and get those A/S supports going. 7 × Restoration. The war is over and as much as you want to relax, there's still a lot of work that needs to be done. 8. × Desert level. The sun is blazing, the sand is hot, it's hard to get around, and did you just trip on some buried treasure or run into a mirage village's wall? 9× RNG. Shenanigans.

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[heybabe]

So, uh, it appears there's... a roach infestation in one of... our tents.

[ There's a bit of hesitation at the end there, as if he's really uncomfortable saying it. ]

[elucidatus]

[He raise a brow. It's quite clear Laurent doesn't believe Inigo, and with a good reason. It seems like Inigo's hesitant, but for what?]

...Roach infestation, Inigo? Is that the truth?

[heybabe]

Yes, and it's definitely important that I vanquish them in the name of the Shepherds!

[ With that, he's going to sling his arms over Laurent's shoulder and whisper to his ears. ]

Bandits on our south, they're going to attempt a sneak attack. Go along with this.

[ yeah like that isn't obvious, genius. ]

[elucidatus]

[Even with his hat and glasses, Inigo's close enough to see Laurent's frown and alarm. But he knows well enough to avoid causing any unnecessary alarm.]

If you have said it first, I wouldn't mind lending my aid. Do you know how many?

[heybabe]

Five, they're not aware that someone has spotted them just yet, so there's the advantage, I suppose.

[ And he couldn't fight even if he wanted to in this condition, so. ]

[elucidatus]

[Five bandits. With Robin out on the battlefield, they have to count on themselves for this.]

Very well. I'll go and find another to aid me against the bandits. If someone ask for me, let them know someone requested for my aid.

[Which is technically true.]

[heybabe]

If I see you confronting them by yourself, I'm going to have to whack your head with that tome of yours.

Just in case you ever have that rare illogical thought going in your brain.

[elucidatus]

I assure you, I'm not foolish enough to challenge the bandits by myself.

[Low resistance to magic or not, Laurent doesn't want to take his chance against their weapons.

Basically, he's not that stupid, Inigo.</small.]

[heybabe]

Alright, then, good luck.

[ HE'S GOING TO JUST BREAK OFF OF HIM BY PUSHING HIM.

and being melodramatic about the "roaches", yeah. ]

[elucidatus]

[O-oi! The pushing was completely unnecessary!

Fortunately, Laurent didn't fall over, but he'd give Inigo a quick look before going off to find someone to aid him against these "roaches".

Yarne would be ideal if they're within the forest...]