Random Scenario Thing

[forblaze]

0 × Recruitment. I want you(!) to join our army! Remember to always give in to whatever ridiculous demands they want. Alternatively, they've just joined the army and you're trying to make a good first impression. 1 × Shopping. It's your duty to make sure the army stays supplied some how so make sure you pick the best weapons and sell what you need to get the funds. Wait, no! You can't sell that! It has sentimental value! 2 × Watch duty. Morning, day, evening, and night; someone has to keep a look out around camp! You wouldn't want any brigands or monsters to sneak into camp and cause trouble. 3 × Training. Wake up, wake up, rise and shine, daisies. Lesson one: A soldier must have discipline and what better way to prove that than by waking up before sunrise for some intense exercise? 4 × Healing tent. You used to be a great soldier until you took an arrow to the knee. Injuries are bound to happen on the battle field so you might as well get used to finding the healing tent now. 5 × Benched. You haven't been benched! You're just… holding down the fort while everyone else goes off to fight. 6 × Romance. Is now really the time for a confession? Did you even realize you were in love? Chat it up and get those A/S supports going. 7 × Restoration. The war is over and as much as you want to relax, there's still a lot of work that needs to be done. 8. × Desert level. The sun is blazing, the sand is hot, it's hard to get around, and did you just trip on some buried treasure or run into a mirage village's wall? 9× RNG. Shenanigans.

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[heybabe]

[ Chalk it up to Robin's judgment, he's... not the one calling shots here after all. ]

Oh, if it isn't the Dark Hero. Your father put you in a time-out again? Or is it your sword hand causing problems this time?

[twitchery]

[He nearly answers 'the dark cursed powers of my hand did indeed cause me to be quarantined until the sage wisdom of the army could band together to alleviate the suffering my cursed bloodline causes me.']

The dar- [And actually gets that far before catching himself.] That's not the point! Who did they take?

[ASIDE FROM NOT HIM.]

[heybabe]

[ Fortunately for Owain, he's capable of snapping off his jokes when it's clear the situation is bad, still... He's not really sure what's going on just yet. ]

Wait, what happened?

[ And he knows it's not him that's been taken since y e a h. ]