Random Scenario Thing

[forblaze]

0 × Recruitment. I want you(!) to join our army! Remember to always give in to whatever ridiculous demands they want. Alternatively, they've just joined the army and you're trying to make a good first impression. 1 × Shopping. It's your duty to make sure the army stays supplied some how so make sure you pick the best weapons and sell what you need to get the funds. Wait, no! You can't sell that! It has sentimental value! 2 × Watch duty. Morning, day, evening, and night; someone has to keep a look out around camp! You wouldn't want any brigands or monsters to sneak into camp and cause trouble. 3 × Training. Wake up, wake up, rise and shine, daisies. Lesson one: A soldier must have discipline and what better way to prove that than by waking up before sunrise for some intense exercise? 4 × Healing tent. You used to be a great soldier until you took an arrow to the knee. Injuries are bound to happen on the battle field so you might as well get used to finding the healing tent now. 5 × Benched. You haven't been benched! You're just… holding down the fort while everyone else goes off to fight. 6 × Romance. Is now really the time for a confession? Did you even realize you were in love? Chat it up and get those A/S supports going. 7 × Restoration. The war is over and as much as you want to relax, there's still a lot of work that needs to be done. 8. × Desert level. The sun is blazing, the sand is hot, it's hard to get around, and did you just trip on some buried treasure or run into a mirage village's wall? 9× RNG. Shenanigans.

Comments

[twitchery]

What? No! All of my stuff has sentimental value! There is no earthly price to be placed upon Dawnb- [Hold on, he's unsheathing his sword ever so slightly to check the inscription because that doesn't seem right...] ...oh yeah. Duskbreaker. [Resheath.] I could never sell my partner fang.

[vapidfloozy]

No earthly price? I don't know, I'd say... [He eyes Owain's precious partner fang.] Maybe 800 gold.

[Yeah, that sounds about right.]

Just think how many drinks that could buy for an evening out with a couple of lovely ladies! I'd even let you tag along, I guess.

[twitchery]

Where would you even get the ladies? [And if it's people they know couldn't they just do something else?]

[vapidfloozy]

You have no appreciation for the flowers of this fine land, Owain. Why, there are ladies all around us! That shopkeeper over there, the young lady at the well, why, even some of our fellow soldiers are fine specimens of womanhood.

[He peers at Owain.]

Surely you can appreciate some of them.